Posted 8 hours ago

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

(Source: xavierstea)

Posted 8 hours ago

ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"

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rifa:

for-redheads:

Professor X and Magneto

THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER TOGETHER IT HURTS ME

(Source: stewardish)

Posted 8 hours ago

demons-doctors-detectives:

actualucifer:

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"Uh, Stark-"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"

"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
Tony-“
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."

"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
"Stark-"
I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"

there’s actually a really great fic of this 

Posted 8 hours ago

They say Brits play the best villains.

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs)

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bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

Posted 8 hours ago

vinebox:

I went to the wrong High School

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avikaplan-basscannon:

daniellestrickert:

rubyweapon:

This brought me to tears

I ask you all to please watch this. Just take the time and watch it. It will change or maybe even save your life.

Yes, please watch this. DON’T SCROLL PAST IT PLEASE.

Posted 9 hours ago

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

this is the card i will be getting my best friend when she is pregnant 

Posted 10 hours ago

Right. Don’t sound like it. (x)

(Source: emilliederavin)

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To